Falling in Love

A mistake you will regret for your whole life.

Friend : Is that your wife
Me: Yup, i regret falling in love with her

by peropiesm August 17, 2017

love bumps

The lovley little hills of pus filled joy that one get's on his/her respective penis/vagina after engaging in sex with somebody infected with herpes

That fooking slut gave me the love bumps!

by Shaggy_357 May 6, 2006

Love beans

The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk

Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!

by fanimani April 12, 2009

love length

Slang word for a man's penis

He stuck his love length inside her hairy muff

by Random Hero March 2, 2005

love puff

During the act of anal, the woman farts down the males shaft.

she gave me a love puff, i'll be farting bubbles for weeks.

by blounty9 November 7, 2014

courtney love

A bitch who is not worthy of having forty-two entries to her name, which is why i'm writing this now, to make it 43.

I hate courtney love.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

Love Square

When a married women is not only screwing her lover, but another guy on the side. Or, one chick is screwing three different guys at once with or without everyone knowing it.

I found out my lover is not just playing her husband, but playing me too with another guy. Instead of a love triangle, it's a love square. Man, what a slut.

by terwiltonglenda June 4, 2009