lola king

the silliest most funny girl alive

“lola king is so silly” we all chant in unison

by ssleepy January 16, 2025

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

The Burger King

Noun. Euphemism used to refer to the American President because burgers refers to Americans, and King is a leader.

The Burger King elections are today... I hope it's a good one!

by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025

King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

Suction King

Man who is amazing at slurping thangs UP.

Me: how did you drink that smoothie so fast?
friend: I’m the suction king!

by Suction King January 24, 2025

Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra

Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra is an individual strictly on bad timing. Most would say he is a level 97 YN. A Menace, Coniving, Slimey, Crook. He’s just unpredictable. Don’t know what’s coming next. “Real Deal Slime”

Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra just took my gun!

by Frreee4cam January 24, 2025

Drip King

Generally young men ranging from the age of 17-23. These young men have a particular drive for fast fashion often sporting used work coats bought overpriced secondhand, fresh work pants (typically but not exclusively: dickies, carhartt, jinco etc) and occasionally trendy accessories such as the "condom" beanie, cheap rings/necklaces, blue-light glasses, and loafers/sambas/doc martens. All of these qualities leads to these individuals to be affectionately dubbed, "Drip Kings". A favorite pastime of theirs is "Aura Farming". This activity lends itself to nonchalant behavior (laughing at a text publicly, a generally chill idle sway, very conservative laughter, etc) introducing words and phrases such as "Type shit, thats chill, and low-key." A true Drip King might also indulge in reselling unwanted drip, (they term this "blessing up") to aspiring Drip Kings, presently called "Drip Knights."

Yo did you see that Drip King? He seems so chill with that black iced coffee and feminists' literature book.

by type shit and other inquiries January 26, 2025