dick brain 

A cop who gives you a ticket when he does'nt necessarily have to... or any authorative person that gets off on his or her power.

I told the cop I didn't do anything, arrest me dick brain, so he did.

dick brain by jimppanzee April 9, 2007

dick taco 

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole

That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.

dick taco by Bunanator December 1, 2007

dick chugging 

When you stick a straw or small funnel down your urethra and pour alcohol down the tube, consequently chugging alcohol from your dick.

"Yo, the party was crazy last night! Brandon was dick chugging all sorts of shit!"

dick chugging by Tama-Cha February 23, 2017

dick shaft 

rod

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel

dick shaft by daniel August 25, 2003

dick-nut 

Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!

Yo, that guy is such a dick-nut!

dick-nut by Elysha January 20, 2003

dick nugget-fart head 

1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"

Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!

dick nugget-fart head by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008

Dick in a haystack 

A Dick in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. The game starts when the pubes are longer than the penis, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. Once found, suckage is a must.

Hey, before you go to work, lets play "dick in a haystack"

Hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer CD and play Dick in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!

Dick in a haystack by Cristiano7 June 28, 2008