Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

Eat hand

Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.

Eat hand get so much pussy in his car

by Jsnsbsns December 18, 2020

Bouldery hands

When talia has gone climbing and has developed keratinization proportional to climbing duration

Wow, shes got some serious bouldery hands and will be able to solve that pointless riddle now

by Reasonablehippopotamus April 18, 2023

Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.

That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!

by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022

Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.

“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”

by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020