Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

Balls in my poop by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

smoke some poop 

The act of a smoking meth.

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.

smoke some poop by PWP2308 December 9, 2022

post-work poop 

PWP= Post-Work Poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.

post-work poop by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

i will literally fucking poop 

a post in a Matt Rose video

that is literally it

Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?

i will literally fucking poop by amogus es un momento meme May 6, 2023

And I poop 

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

And I poop by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

Scrub the poop deck 

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

Scrub the poop deck by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023

God's Poop Hole 

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

God's Poop Hole by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023