DJ John

DJ John is the best most wonderful man in the world and he loves The monsters

DJ John rocks your world

by john lakin September 30, 2008

Dat John Q

Usually used to describe someone who acts like they can foresee the future!

Dats dat two minutes ahead.....Dat John Q!

by Young B The Bridge March 30, 2009

Papa john

Like a sugar daddy but for individuals who are only used to pay for things like food clothes and tickets. Basically a sugar daddy but instead of buying you a car he takes you to four star resteraunts and is WAY more invested in the relationship than you

Lucy "uh I can't believe you with that fatass baby dick boy"
Rebecca " I know I just keep him around because he my papa john"

by Lookinstuup October 4, 2016

harris and john

Geeks. Play computer games a lot and are both 100% socially inept.

They are so geeky, they had their own 'john and harris bitch at each other communal wank off' forum.

by Scamp April 8, 2004

azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

by John February 7, 2005

who shot john

Asking who drank the last beer.

Jose: Who shot john
You: I man that was the last one

by Rene November 25, 2004

Blue John

Titty milk The thin, watery but TASTY milk squeezed or sucked out of the tit / boob / breast of a lactating woman.

Babe, scoot on over here and give me a bite of that sweet Blue John

by lawdad August 5, 2010