by Dangetjohn June 07, 2022
by Dangetjohn June 06, 2022
by Monica Marcone April 06, 2017
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)
by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 22, 2024
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 09, 2024
the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world
by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022