Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
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hand to mouth disease

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.
by Kuehlstein April 26, 2018
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The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.
“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”
by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 29, 2024
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Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 12, 2023
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Hand day

where we can exchange or request for hand pics, on april 12
Wow I really want to ask my friend for some hand pics since it's hand day
by cariina April 11, 2021
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hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.
"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"
by panda porn December 16, 2011
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Hand sleeve

A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.
That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.
by Real tattooer July 16, 2022
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