An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
by Kuehlstein April 26, 2018
by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 29, 2024
Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 12, 2023
by cariina April 11, 2021
when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
by panda porn December 16, 2011
A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.
That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.
by Real tattooer July 16, 2022