Eye-crumbling

Something so visually bad or confusing that your eyes can't take it

1. This math question is so eye-crumbling
2. I stopped watching Ender Bean TV, because his videos are eye-crumbling

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 5, 2023

eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

No Eye See

Have no eye to look at something or someone. Means did not want or refused to bother something or someone anymore. Origin from Cantonese "冇眼睇"(mou nanny tai) , each word is directly translated from its Cantonese translation.

I have no eye see his work anymore, so messy

by Kelvinchin April 12, 2023

Resting Stank Eye

Someone who always squints and appears cross eyed in photos or in person while high.

“Did you see that horrendous picture of Jay?”

“Which one?”

“The one he has resting stank eye in!”

by bigmeatysack April 15, 2023

Orlando Eye

The Orlando Eye is the action, of poking your sexual partners eyes, farting repeatedly in his/her's face, and then proceeding to throw off her skyscraper.

Timmy: Yo Mark, did you hear what I did with Becky last night?
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!

by thebooman21! April 21, 2023

eye drop crush

A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.

A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.

by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023

Brown Eyes

You know... They say women don't like to be complimented about things that are out of their control. Eyes for example. All of the "Game" theorists say it's a no-no. But... I don't believe that that's a real thing. So, fuck em. I'll compliment whatever the fuck I want!

Hym "You are literally the reason I started to like brown eyes. I used to hate my eye color. It just didn't seem interesting to me. But now..."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023