trump voter

A dumbass person who is probably a retard thinking that if they vote for a carrot (Donald trump) they will be considered as a good human being, but there not, just being stupid as fuck

Timmy: I voted for trump!

Me (Trump hater): WTF! you voted for that carrot. were bot friends anymore, KYS YOU TRUMP VOTER!

by Diddyballsfootlocker69 October 9, 2025

Trump Card

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.

i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 17, 2018

trump-a-meltstression

a distress-induced depression and subsequent meltdown of the US media following Donald Trump's win in the Nov 8, 2016 election.

The current US media has no one but itself to blame for its own case of trump-a-meltstression, since the media, being the porch-dogs that they are in their coastal elite bubble, failed to realise that Donald Trump's message, did resonate with the voters.

by Sexydimma December 5, 2016

Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.

trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.

by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021

Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

Trumping

Someone who bases all their jokes on how awful Trump is in a hyperbolic manner.

Dude 1: Hey yo, Trump bad, voteflake, he is orange hahaha
Dude 2: Dude, can you think of absolutely anything else to say? Maybe a joke with effort? Or any cleverness?
Dude 1: nah
Dude 2: You're just trumping, aren't you?

by marcist December 19, 2020