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topdeck

When a woman puts on a lighter colour makeup on her face compared to her tanned (usually fake) skin.
Most females will usually topdeck some stage in their life, the douches are the ones that continue to do it.
by Anti-TopDeck October 12, 2012
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hot topic

An overrated "anti-mainstream" store whose customers assume that individuality can only be earned through self-mutiliation (heavy piercing), mass-produced anti-authority messages, and random references to vastly overrated 80s pop culture.

The government could easily fund a Hot Topic to keep rebellious people from actually doing something about the world. Maybe they already are.
Right now I am not a true person because I don't put pieces of metal in my neck or my back or my dick. If I did I would be an indidvidual and Hot Topic would hire me because I am unique.
by Downvoting Victim July 8, 2006
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topfree

a movement to alow women to go topless ware men would go toples good idea except do we need any more bottle nicks on the hi way or road side construction accidents
yes it sexist but society not ready for this move
any topfree beaches around here
by il September 22, 2005
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Topigigolary

Denny's is the modern day Topigigolary.
by Chase October 27, 2003
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Dirty Topo

When you are making out with a girl, you give her a donkey punch and just after that you give her a pearl necklace combined with a cleveland steamer.
A nice touch would be giving her a Dirty Ruiz instead of a pearl necklace.
Man, I heard Carlos gave that little girl a Dirty Topo and now he's came out of the closet because he couldn't stand being with a woman and cumming in her.
by Primo_mau October 12, 2008
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topping

When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system
Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018
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topoo

The art of being able to crank one off whilst taking a poo
Topoo - Being able to ejaculate whilst curling one down
by Paul Tried August 12, 2007
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