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Shitty Kids 

Typically a very "trashy" teenager who partakes in consuming alcohol and drugs, most often in risky situations with a high probability of police interference. Shitty kids are going nowhere in life, and most often know it. Destined to become trailer trash, the typical shitty kid has already proven that they are too cool for school by, well, not going anymore. Having a job disqualifies you from shitty kid status. Being pregnant however, most definitely elevates you straight from typical-party-teenager to shitty kid.
That party is going to get busted, I heard it's put on by shitty kids.
Shitty Kids by Urbanwords101 April 25, 2010
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tap my kidney 

to pee, to urinate
After so much beer I need to tap my kidney.
tap my kidney by potap December 26, 2009
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2.3 kids 

The magic number for a suburban couple to raise their perfect family
Karen: Sweetie if we want true happiness in suburbia, we need 2.3 kids
2.3 kids by bodilicious June 15, 2016

Kidz Bop 

a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time. They should never have been made.
Kidz Bop by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008

Popular Kids

Cocky brats who think they are better than everyone else.
Popular Kids-Were so much cooler than you.
Popular Kids by Killerhaze07 May 15, 2016

Just kidding! 

Used by someone as a way to soften a direct insult by saying it was just a joke, although the person doing the insulting still means the insult after the Just kidding! has been said.
Reggie: "Bob, you're such an asshole!"
Bob: "What?"
Reggie: "Just kidding!"
Bob: "Oh, ok."

Bob now doesn't feel he's been insulted, because he was told that it was a joke, but Reggie still means what he said.
Just kidding! by narhi September 20, 2005

just kidding... but seriously 

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious
Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously