sip your friends 

when you let a friend take a sap of your drank, he'll tell you to sip your friends as in to sip up the leftover liquid sitting in the rim of the can.

ryab: hey MALF u want a sip of my mountain dew?
MALF: sure but sip your friends first

sip your friends by malferlay April 22, 2017

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

nona fried 

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork

"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12

nona fried by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012

Friendsly 

(Adj.)
1. Not actually friends. Strangers.

As appeared in American Dad

Roger: As you know I'm friend... I'm friendly... I'm I'm... I'm friendsly with Shaun White.

Friendsly by LtHinkel December 2, 2013

Toxic friends

When one comes to the realization that their friends are not good for him/her. These so-called friends often backstab, gossip, lie, act selfish, use, belittle and even manipulate and are taking more than giving back to the friendship. Sadness and resentment is felt toward the toxic friends, and breaking away from these toxic friends is a must.

"So Claire, how is it going with you and Mary?"
"Don't remind me. She's a loser. She uses me and she's such a manipulator."
"Who needs her!"
"I know. I'm sick of having toxic friends. They ALWAYS bring me down. No thank you."

Toxic friends by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

Friendful 

- the state of being occupied by friends and social activities in a short time frame
- to show/emphasize the abudant number of friends one may have

1. You are a very passionate, loyal and friendful person.
2. Wow, you have so many friends on facebook! You are so friendful!
3. Damn, lots of friendfulness tonight...

Friendful by Penguinxx July 17, 2011

friendly compass 

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012