Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.

"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."

by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017

CR Douchebag

A guy who bm' s (bad manners) in clash royal against family members who host tourneys for him even tho he never does.

Uranium Potato is such a cr douchebag he bmed all tourney.

by MegaGaming June 1, 2017

death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.

- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.

by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 7, 2017

milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.

Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.

by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017

sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.

Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.

by stephilovepapastephilovepapa April 21, 2018

rogue douche

A dishonest, unprincipled person, prone to being obnoxious, loud, contemptible, and generally unlikable; a person who is extremely unpredictable and always detestable. A rogue douche.

Expect and prepare for the worst, cuz this rogue douche could go anywhere, any direction.

by BonTerra425 May 23, 2018

Audio Douche

The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down

Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018