Ker-cha Weasel 

Basically, to sum it up, your penis. You use this to "ker-cha"

Do you want to touch my Ker-Cha Weasel?

Ker-cha Weasel by BriSmee April 6, 2008

The Masked Weasel

When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)

Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!

Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?

Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!

The Masked Weasel by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

Toss The Weasel 

To smoke weed with a group. Pass the pipe, burn one down, puff puff pass.

lets toss the weasel before we go frisbee golfing

Toss The Weasel by petaridactyl June 14, 2011

Sugar Weasel 

Sugar Weasel is an adult entertainer who performs as a naked clown. He works rock venues, club openings etc. but is probably most well known for being a male escort catering to women with clown fetishes ( see: Coulrophilia)

Sugar Weasel is a bad ass clown, did you see the size of his dick?

Sugar Weasel by Madame Munster September 7, 2013

Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.

Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."

Pube Weasel by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011

Vagina Weasel 

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

Vagina Weasel by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012

Lil Weasel 

A mod on gtaforums who called me sad when I posted in the wrong part of the website.

Lil weasel is a dick

Lil Weasel by dudemanjones11 June 2, 2020