Tweling

Having an extremely rough night of drinking and or relaxing with your good friends

"So Devan, what are you doing tonight?"
" I bought a case of beers and I'm tweling with the boish"

by thisiscorrect94 May 29, 2016

Twilight

A book series that destroyed decades of progress in young adult literature, as well as passed up strong female protagonists like Eowyn from lotr (who kills the king of the nazgul and fights alongside men, disregarding stereotypes), Hermione from Harry Potter (who, when her boyfriend leaves fights evil wizards instead of moping), and Celaena from Throne of Glass (an all-around badass) for a stereotypical, apathetic, and unrealistic main character, Bella.

Bella is the complete opposite of a strong female protagonist, basing her entire self-worth off the opinion of her boyfriend, disregarding all other aspects of her life, including her family, schoolwork, a future career, and her physical and mental health for her boyfriend. She stays with and pursues a man who has an unhealthy power dynamic in their relationship and threatens her multiple times with physical harm.

Stephanie Meyer successfully upholds unhealthy gender stereotypes through these books, teaching young girls that without a hot boy you are nothing. She also teaches that a 109 year old man watching a 16 year old girl in her bedroom without permission is sexy, a grown man vowing that he is in love with a newborn is appropriate, and that your significant other's opinion of you is the only measure of your self-worth.

Also, VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE and it is ridiculous to propose that they do. Meyer once said "the idea for Twilight came to me in a dream," and that dream may have been drug-induced.

TWILIGHT FAN: omg Edward is so hot omg omg i'm going to go reread the series i wish i were bella can you believe Breaking Dawn?!?!
ME: Get a life. Also, you realize you are crushing on a 109 year old man who stalks teenagers, right?

by allthatisgolddoesnotglitter December 4, 2016

twilight cock

When a girl is impatient for a males private part. And she is very wet for that part.

Everybody might not be patient for that twilight cock

by Daddy Vlone February 26, 2018

Twilight

A movie and book that middle aged mothers watch when dealing with a divorce.

Sphen - "My mom's really into Twilight at the moment"
Dan -"Oh no... Say bye bye to your dad then"

by Phantomlight March 30, 2019

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019

Tilingerr

Probably funnier than you, amazing artist that draws sexy art

Person 1 : yo stop talking about Zhongdain

Tilingerr : no

by Chwiimp August 13, 2021

Pussy Tailing

Pussy tailing is when a Guy likes a Girl and follows her around trying to get into her pants. The guy will attempt to do this by complementing her, admiring her, sticking up for her and generally flirting wit her.

Also related to cock chasing which is when a girl follows a guy around because she likes him. Same as pussy tailing but roles reversed

Guy 1: *hanging wit agroup of girls* Hahahahahahaha *laughing at a poor joke* thats so good
Guy 2: *away from group talking to his real mates* Look at Dave, hes pussy tailing again. Twat.
Girl 1: hahahahahahahahahahaha

by TheYoungster April 22, 2010