twidgit

Pencil pusher; a pencil-neck. U. S. Navy term.

"Don't tell me how to do my job, twidgit."

by cat steevens September 7, 2017

twiddlebum

someone who rubs there naked buttocks on another persons naked buttocks.

I am going to twiddlebum you so hard tonight!

by Duracell&Babydoll March 1, 2018

Twins

Annoying, but lovely people who do everything together, including shower, and sometimes are able to read each other’s thoughts. I know twins and they are double trouble when they get angry or mischievous, but if you are friends with one, you must be friends with the other. They are so annoying when they want to be. But together they have double the heart and always have room in their heart for anyone.

Twins are awesome

by Catsanddogsandunicornswilove June 3, 2019

Twinsday

A day of the week dedicated to a twin or bestest friend in your life that makes you completely happy to be around. The day includes spending the day together doing activities, having your favorite foods and cocktails, having in-depth discussions, and resetting the mind from the world's stresses with someone who you can interact with on a different mental and emotional level.

I am so looking forward to Twinsday next Tuesday!

by PapaShok June 4, 2019

twiddle fingers

A person who fingers many hoes

That guy fingered so many girls, he’s such a twiddle fingers

by Haribo218 December 12, 2019

Twins

A fucking nightmare from hell. Seriously, if you have twins, you better sell your fucking soul to Satan, because you are D-O-N-E fucked!

Fuck twins! One little shit is enough!

by Error404whatswrongwithme April 18, 2020

twadswallop

This is a word that my grandma created meaning ‘nonsense’ or ‘bullshit’

That Donald Trump speaks a load of twadswallop 😤

by Someone’s grandma October 24, 2020