Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

twatedness

The behaviour of a twat

"I'm sorry I am being such a twat" said Laura. forget about it i'm sick of your twatedness said Pete... end of relationship!

by Pete ShugaPush April 22, 2010

toasted dope nugget

a pot head eating a chicken nugget.

Your such a toasted dope nugget!

by varholaj April 12, 2011

Toasted

Toasted (Adj) Excited
Syn: excited
Ant: unexcited

TOTALLY TOASTED!!! :D

by WINR4R May 21, 2011

Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

Twisted stem

An offset penis that results in an unsucessful attempt at intercourse.

The result of his twisted stem papelboned the relationship until he responded with a spiderman.

by Jcarr55 November 19, 2011

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012