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touché

A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?

-Uhh...it...err...touché.
by Adam "Tr0n" March 8, 2005
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touchpoint

A puke-inducing bit of Orwellian business-speak, which means nothing more interesting than "the point of contact or interaction." It's usually used to suggest some sort of mystical intersection of customer and company.
"In addition to these functional roles, Betty is also the Executive Sponsor for our Extraordinary Customer Experience initiatives, leading the advocacy of improving our various customer touchpoints."
by exurgencySpectacularrr December 14, 2008
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touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010
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The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
by jennrrgh September 23, 2014
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touched

A person thats not quite right in the head or insane is touched, the word should be said whilst pointing towards the head.
Boy: Today gemma scooby sat on the floor and sang to herself.
sister: Gemma... Is that the girl thats a bit touched, touched by an angel
by White Wicca March 12, 2004
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Pee Pee Touch

The sexual act of touching someone's pee pee. Also known as a "favor" or a form of currency that can be bartered with similar to a "reach around".
Person 1: "Trade me that Snapcaster Mage for this fetch land"
Person 2: "Throw in $5 and a pee pee touch and you got a deal!"
Person 1: "$3, a pee pee touch and a reach around and you got a deal!"
Person 2: "Deal!"
by $5 and a Pee Pee Touch March 13, 2018
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touchdown jesus

A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.

Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!
by Hipponater September 9, 2006
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