Man tits that think they are pecs but in reality collect a slug like residue beneath the creases to resemble the state of a pair of slugs.
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it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a
by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019
Get the Not seeing tits mug.A phenomenon that originally occurred in a small neighborhood known as Germantown, located in Quincy, Mass. A tit fit is when two G-Town mothers square off in the street with babies in hand, and throw punches at each other in a cyclonic fashion. As they fight, the saddle bags they call tits plop out of their shirts, wife beaters, etc., and seem to a have a mind of their own. Eventually, the women can stop punching with their hands, allowing their boobs to battle it out, which at some point look like two sets of helicopter blades smashing into each other. The welfare recipient left standing is usually considered the victor... But considering that the women must slither back into the shithole they call home, and probably catch a worse ass kicking from one of their baby daddies, neither should be too happy with the outcome.
Linda and Katie-Lynn were brawlin down the basketball courts when Katie-Lynn's shirt got ripped and she had the biggest tit fit. Them titties were flippin and a floppin errrr wherrr!!
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Get the top tit mug.When a clumsy girl tries to drink a beer way too fast and spills it all over her breasts.
She then has Beer Tits.
She then has Beer Tits.
Yo man, Athena tried to chug this beer yesterday and went full beer tits. She almost spilled half of it...
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Get the cheeseburger tits mug.Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.
When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.
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