premedial therapy

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

by itsjeg March 11, 2012

friendship therapy

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.

"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."

by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real

- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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by ThatAshe May 8, 2016

Perversional Therapist

Perversional Therapist
A Perversional Therapist is a person who teaches, guides and encourages someone to discover the art of sexual perversion, sexual deviancy, and how to achieve various types of pleasurable gratification that are generally regarded as abnormal.

Hello,

I am the person who will awaken your desires, and guide you in your exploration into pleasure & gratification I am a Perversional Therapist.

by Devine Kismet August 30, 2018

Physical Therapy

When you jerk off and cry simultaneously, often used to get over a girl but can be used in any situation where you might be in emotional pain

"Elena dumped me last night man, I need some good physical therapy"

by gyro_elongated March 24, 2020

Occupational Therapist

A person, usually female, that gets a Master’s of Science Degree to practice OT thinking they’re going to help people of all ages regain their independence after an illness or disabling condition but instead gets harassed by physicians, other healthcare providers and even family members to get patients out of bed. Also, a person who goes to college 6 to 8 years to wipe butts.

Occupational Therapists help people become independent in activities of daily living.

by FLShelley November 23, 2021

Sex-therapist to the stars

Me! Greatest mind to ever live!

Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023