suck a fart

Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.

Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.

by Rontastic July 30, 2006

suck eggs

1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'

1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.

by John W Phillips August 31, 2006

You suck

it means that you, yes you, are a fucking asshole w/ no life, i.e. you blow

bob: wow fucker, you suck
kevin: yeah, i do, don't i?

by looloo May 26, 2003

sucks to be you

A phrase which expresses mild sympathy for the plight of another, while implying greater relief that those circumstances have befallen someone other than the speaker.

The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.

Wow, dude, she gave you herpes? Sucks to be you...

by MikeyT June 18, 2004

suck-up

(Noun). One who acts affectionately toward another so as to excel, usually because he cannot do so on his own merits.
(Verb). To be a suck-up. To suck-up. Sucking-up.

The graduate student was so good at sucking-up that he never had to worry about funding.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

self suck

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.

Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

suck-up

(n) Someone who says nice things which usually aren't true to another person for their own benefit.

Suck-Up- "OMG Alli you are so pretty!" can I borrow your diamond necklace?
alli: "Suck-up..."

by kickass777 February 07, 2010