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The shocker

Two in the baby-maker, one in the patty-caker
Give her the shocker, two in the baby-maker and one in the patty-caker
by The Grand Chawhee February 29, 2008
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Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberal

A white person who appears to be liberal in theory but is secretly racist, homophobic, ableist,classist, etc in practice.

Someone who can quote Audre Lorde and has a “Believe Women”, “BLM” and “Abolish ICE” sticker on their laptops but will refuse to actually believe women of color when being told that they are using their white privilege to harm rather than to heal.

People who pretend to be woke by putting virtue signaling stickers on their laptops but do not actually stand for those values when it comes down to it.

Example:

White Person: *does something racist*

Person of Color: Do you have capacity to talk about why that felt racist to me?

White Person: No, also I’m not a racist.

Person of Color: Okay, when will you?

White Person: It’s my “boundary” that you stop talking.

#SoundsAboutWhite
If you believe in systemic racism why do y’all act so furious and defensive when people of color express to you personally that something you did was racist?

Like how do y’all Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberals believe all the science and numbers and history of systemic racism but the buck stops when someone expresses you’ve personally been racist it’s just suddenly unfathomable?

Racist actions can happen whether you intend for them to or not. You can’t just deny something is racist to a person of color and shut them out just because it’s too uncomfortable for your fragile white ears to hold onto. And it sure as hell isn’t a boundary to silence queer brown voices post you hurting them.
by ShivSpeaks February 27, 2021
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shocker

A hand sign denoting finger-sex.
The shocker is two to rock her, one to shock her.
by Alex Phillips August 18, 2007
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super shocker

The regular shocker, only using both hands with the ring fingers interlaced. And with palms together.
She was shocked with the regular shocker. She was really shocked when I applied the super shocker.
by hedman April 12, 2006
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the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants
That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.
by Jim June 9, 2004
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The Shocker

2 fingers in the vagina and one finger in the anus using 1 hand.
"Right in her snatch
Two fingers you stash,
While in the ass you linger
With your pinky finger."
-DubSizzle

"You have two in the goo
You're almost through!
Now don't be a quitter...
Put that pinky in her shitter"
-DubSizzle

2 in the sludge, 1 in the fudge

I'm gonna get her with one in the shitter!

Going to town with one in the brown.
by DubSizzle November 29, 2004
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Romulan shocker

Just like the shocker. Just more of a trekie/theker shocker. Its the Romulan sign for live long and prosper and its sexual.

Two in the grass and sadly enough, same in the ass
Woo dude. Bobby just gave Megan a Romulan Shocker. It was f*cked up
by denver May 16, 2006
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