SQUAIDS

SQUAIDS.COM is actively making an effort to infect the internet with SQUAIDS. We call this the SQUAIDS PROJECT. Looking for the best a creative way to tell someone they have SQUAIDS on camera. The term seemingly coined by Ray William Johnson 's =3 YouTube channel. Its a rare infection at this point being posts up only began in early 2009 starting with Red Squirrels in the UK.

Man that F**k'n squirrel bit me!! "You now have SQUAIDS" said Pond Scum.

by thejonez2069 January 14, 2010

squid

a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.

CJ is a squid and a half

by guidooooooo January 17, 2010

squid kiss

When you push your erect cock and balls back between your legs and allow your partner lick your cock, balls, and ass simultaneously.

I let that bitch give me a squid kiss last night.

by Blake D. and Josh S. November 2, 2007

squid

A person in the navy; usually used in a derogitory manner. (But seriously people...since when has serving your country become a bad thing?)

He's a fucking squid!

by lealea November 8, 2003

squidding

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.

'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'

by looceefir August 8, 2008

squid

a easy girl who travels in packs with other easy girls and is always wet*(like a squid*). the could also be a derogatory term that refers to a girl that gives good blow jobs and *hand jobs*(almost is if she had 8* arms)

*arrives at random party with bros*
"yo, look at all these squids. Im about to get loose bro!"
(used as a way do describe potential partners)

*spots a drunken hot girl*
"Yo, im about to hop down on this squid. wish me luck"
(used as a name replacer for his target)

*approaches drunken hot girl*
"damn, squid you got a PHAT BOOTY"
(used as a way to get her attention)

*gets rejected by drunken hot girl*
"man...FORGET you! you aint nothin but a SQUID!!!"
(used as a deragatory term)

by robert LEE johnson August 17, 2012

Land Squid

A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.

"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."

by ApollyonZero December 12, 2008