I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013

spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa August 30, 2016

Phat spray

A spray so big that it can be defined as phat. A phat spray will be seen being posted to tinny rats snapchat stories along with gay edits posted to youtube.

OMG, DID YOU SEE BYRON GRAHAMS PHAT SPRAY IS THAT EDIT WITH THE BLASTA...... SOOOO PHAT

by Wozzer May 29, 2018

hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.

Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.

by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021

spraying and praying

Getting a deodorant can and spraying it into your arsehole until it becomes really bright red.

Me and katy where trying spraying and praying last night after that her arse hurt for a month

by Kingchickenkek November 14, 2016

nicotine spray

nicotine thats comes in liquid form in a little spray bottle. Only pussies use spray

hey pass me the nicotine spray bro, i love you bro, lets have sex bro

by fligdignig May 6, 2018

Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017