shatter

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of. a noun used in a sentence without a verb so shatter is acting as a gerund without the -ing or verb part.

person 1: did you hear X likes you?
person 2: ew hell no X shatter!
person 1: dont be so harsh! its true though

by Darth Vadewhore January 6, 2013

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

vag splatter

when a girl you are fucking cums and it splatters everywhere and makes a huge fucking mess.

LAURA! you vag splattered all over my fucking wall! im gonna kick your vag splattering ass.

by ilikevagvagvagkurtandmitch May 23, 2010

african splatterhouse

when someone eats another persons shit, sucks their cock to the point to which they throw it back up onto the persons dick, and then sucks them off.

we might as well take this party to the african splatterhouse

by Frank loyd ight January 12, 2009

Snatters

The act of attempting to shit but coming up short by just farting.

One sits on a toilet with all intentions of shitting. Everything is in line... all your normal bodily signals are telling you it's time to shit. But then you realize your just snatting...aka your farting your brains out to no avail... the shit just isn't going to come out. At this point you count your loses, shrug your shoulders and yell SNATTERS!

by SNATTERS January 29, 2010

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

splatter

To ejaculate onto a bitches face so that there is a gooey messy coating of cum on her face

I just gave that hoe a splatter

by Dickman June 21, 2003