Spanish kiss

Where a female is kissing you and gets down on her knees where she proceeds to eat your ass.

I’m still picking hair out of my teeth from giving my boyfriend a spanish kiss.

by Lil.mayo December 30, 2018

Spanish Tint

A phrase for smearing fecal material onto a vehicles windshield.

My ex never washed her car so after I got drunk one night I helped her by giving it a spanish tint.

by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010

Spanish Raping

Placing a sombrero and mustache on your penis after seasoning it with taco seasoning and enchilada sauce and then proceeding to rape the nearest obese woman with a strong vaginal odor.

Guy 1: I'm so stoned and horny...where's the taco seasoning?
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!

by Jake From Statefarm August 20, 2013

Spanish Teacher

noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.

Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco

Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....

by Michael Weber October 10, 2005

spanish teabagging

When a man rubs his testicles on a woman's cleavage.

"Spanish Teabagging is a sexual practice common among the most selective of deviants."
"Yo, I totally spanish teabagged my date last night!"

by Pletzturrai February 16, 2009

spanish punisher

Essentially, it's a double shocker. You place your palms together and fold your index fingers inwards.

So I was givin this chick the "shocker", she seemed to like it so I threw her a curve ball and graduated to the spanish punisher.

by Tyrone Biggums May 13, 2005

spangus

the part of the body located between the testicles and the asshole. much like a taint or a gooch.

His spangus is hairy.

by raphe January 6, 2006