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short notice 

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.
Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.
short notice by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017

Short Bus 

You have the intelligence of a short bus.
Short Bus by FEDCBA May 30, 2008

short bus riders 

2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"
Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!

short boned 

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
short boned by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Short kids 

As small man useusuly with the name Zane or Dustin that has no friends and asked like a monkey
Short kids: I met up with a kid named Zane and he ruined my whole day.
Short kids by Big dick god December 7, 2016

short dick long nose 

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!