Shmoogie

A sopping wet wet, gloppy, uncompacted wad of toilet paper. Shmoogies are good for throwing and sticking to anything.

My camp counsellor threw a shmoogie at the ceiling of our cabin 5 years ago and it's still there, look!

by bkdbocanew March 11, 2024

Shmoober

Goober flemp

Hey shmoober, ya shmibs?

by WhatTheHellIsAPseudonym?11 March 14, 2024

Shmoonad

A silly and empty headed individual. Can be used brutally or lovingly.

“It’s shmoonad central over here!”
“This guy is such a shmoonad!”

by Finkledungus March 24, 2024

shmoockie

When a vagina smells like a cookie

She has a shmoockie

by Kdndnbsheh April 7, 2024

shmoofer

Slang term for clothing iron

That bitch hit me with the god damn shmoofer!

by Frostytip June 18, 2024

Shmoogily Pooh

A noun used to refer to your significant other, when they are just the cutest darn thing in the world

My Shmoogily Pooh watched Stranger Things with me, and got super close when the scary monster came out. She has my heart

by Shmoogily Pooh Bear July 28, 2024

Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.

Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024