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spread

Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.

Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.
''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."
by Young Jazzy Yo October 13, 2023
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Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.
"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."
by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024
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Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned
by anonymous August 28, 2023
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Hollywood Spreads

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.
I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!
by theendzombo December 2, 2024
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garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.
"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."
by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016
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Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.
"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."
by wasteland-peace October 6, 2023
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pay for a spread

Baseball term; buy dinner for your entire team.
Hud:"Hey Dice, did you pay for a spread?"
Dice: "Absolutely"
by duckzor June 4, 2016
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