Rule 334 

If you have no game, then don't waste the time of the people who do.

Dude, you just airballed. Rule 334 says get off the court.

Homie, she's out of your league. Rule 334 says its someone elses turn to try.

Rule 334 by Sugadaddy1086 March 30, 2010

Rule 35 

"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."

A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.

1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.

2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.

1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--

Rule 35 by Blaze1289 July 30, 2009

rule 666

Rule 666 is the definition and embodiment of the devil, and any activities involving satanism.
When applied, all other religious actions will be nullified, and only the devil's worship will be available.

(How it is used.)
Priest: Sir, this is a Catholic Church, please pray and respect our religion.
Random Man: Rule 666 man.
Priest: ALL HAIL THE DEVIL.

rule 666 by FreddyFuckBoy1987 January 8, 2016

Rule 1881 

An internet rule that states:
N00bs can not, under any circumstance, pwn ANYONE. This rule can not be ignored, changed, broken, or countered. A n00b is anyone who has joined a site less than 6 months ago.

A n00b: *Wins an argument*
Non-n00b: Rule 1881...
N00b: Damn...

Rule 1881 by Alyssia Rain January 17, 2009

Rule 135 

A rule that states that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.

This rule is non-exclusive, and even applies to other dubstep tracks. Nothing is safe.

Rule 135 would include remixes of The Mario Bros. theme, Wu-Tang Clan remixes, Beatles remixes, etc.

Rule 135 by wegklnwlgknwklgnwklegklweng June 28, 2010

Rule 201 

No matter how much you shake, it will always dribble.

In the men's toilet, rule 201 always apply's

Rule 201 by RC_1827 July 27, 2011

Rule 25 

In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.

Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.

Rule 25 by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr February 5, 2010