Definitions by Blaze1289

gpom 

Gratuitous Picture Of Myself.

For people who know that using "gpoy" is grammatically incorrect.

Typical Tumblr User: omg, gpoy

Grammar Nazi: I think you mean "gpom". You're saying "this is a gratuitous picture of myself", so use "gpom".

gpom by Blaze1289 March 20, 2012

flarb 

To coat with butter.

1: What is he doing?
2: He's flarbing that canvas with some margarine.

flarb by Blaze1289 June 17, 2011

dadrock 

Classic rock you first heard from your dad's old record collection.

1: "I got into The Beatles after my dad showed me some of their albums he bought in the '60s."

2: "So you listen to a lot of dadrock?"

dadrock by Blaze1289 March 22, 2010

Rule 35 

"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."

A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.

1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.

2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.

1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--

Rule 35 by Blaze1289 July 30, 2009