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Rofl Waffles(n) When a n00b laughs very hard it'll often say something completely retarded like "lol" or "rofl". However, when a n00b laughs so incredibely hard that it cannot contain it's idiocy in the slightest manner, it will exclaim the legendary "ROFL WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!111!!111!!ZOR". It is important that you either slap or pwn the n00b who said this and if possible eliminate him from the face of the planet to ensure that nothing as f*cking retarded as this happens ever again.
ZOMG!11!1!!1337! I JuSt uBER pWNzORD tAt N00B!!!!1111!!!! ROFL WAFFLES!!!!!
by tehn00bpwnzor November 30, 2007
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Rofl Knife

Made for very funny slicing. Somtimes rofl knife wants lmao blood.
1."Damn boring bread. I'll use my ROFL KNIFE!"

2."OMG. I cannot control my ROFL KNIFE! It wants lmao blood! *slicing and screaming* Oh my rofl knife is better now.
by Aesalonius October 7, 2008
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ROFL-WAFFLE

A waffle that is so deliciously funny that you say rofl-waffle!
Rofl-Waffle man! Good shit!
by TheMoonMan3236 February 8, 2009
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roffle

I am roffling so hard right now, s0n!!!1
by M0USEhunter February 23, 2003
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rofflmmfaowcmeo

rollin on fuckin floor laughing my motha fucken ass off while crying my eyes out!
THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY LAST NIGHT
i KNOW i WAS rofflmmfaowcmeo
by OSCAR ViGiL June 1, 2009
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Rofl-lol

Rofl-lol; a twee and underhand way of describing the date-rape drug 'rohypnol'. Coined in the mid 00's to hybridise Internet culture and sick, twisted humour.
"How many would you like?"
"How many what?"
"How many rofl-lol's do you take?"
by andrewjohnson September 3, 2009
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roflastc

rolling on the floor laughing and smelling the carpet
'oh me and lucas were just roflastc, it smells of raspberries'
by shortshortstuff April 22, 2012
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