Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021
Get the Forked Rivermug. A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020
Get the River Shytzmug. A small town in southern weed where the only thing to do is walk around the shitty 1mile x 1mile town while blitzed as fuck. The one redeeming part of Rogue River is that an utter fuckton of weed is grown there. Did I mention rednecks? Yeah rednecks.
Rogue Riverian 1: do you have any dreams of leaving?
Rogue Riverian 2: hahahhahahah thats funny. We don’t do that.
Rogue Riverian 2: hahahhahahah thats funny. We don’t do that.
by Anonqwerty123 October 21, 2018
Get the Rogue Rivermug. A small unity of people that are unknown to each other. Due to the Corona Virus, the small unity has come together to form not only a form of friendship but a whole new storyline. Parker Dams, Echo Lodge Resort has had many dark and toxic stories that took place in the eyes of the Z Generation. At first, the formation of this young group has had a defense of each other, loyalty, and respect. We call this, The River Squad. However, some things are too good to be true. The Savage Squad could not last due to peoples' "High Independence". And that's On Period. The story remains to be untold by hip-hop artists, DJX Kbrokaysen.
"Stories and stories of the massive he said she said group I would like to put to rest. Many say, 'I was not in the River Squad' or 'There was never a River Squad'. This made me laugh, as the past cannot be changed no matter how hard you try to forget. As far as I'm concerned, I remain to be cool with all and stay out of the drama, until the next major problem and I can guarantee you there will be. The most important thing for me is that I make sure I protect Ashley as she is my best friend no matter the consequence. On Period is over and my name is clear. There is no more River Squad" (DJX Kbrokaysen).
"Stories and stories of the massive he said she said group I would like to put to rest. Many say, 'I was not in the River Squad' or 'There was never a River Squad'. This made me laugh, as the past cannot be changed no matter how hard you try to forget. As far as I'm concerned, I remain to be cool with all and stay out of the drama, until the next major problem and I can guarantee you there will be. The most important thing for me is that I make sure I protect Ashley as she is my best friend no matter the consequence. On Period is over and my name is clear. There is no more River Squad" (DJX Kbrokaysen).
"That's On Period" "Obey My Orders Bitch" "This shit be hittin different" "I'm Very Independent" are all very popular sayings and references to the destruction of the River Squad
by SHARP Developments October 16, 2020
Get the River Squadmug. by lol696799679669697797997979 June 18, 2023
Get the river freemanmug. River rats are the lower level patrol men on the police force. So named for there common sightings patrolling river side trails and city owned parks. Commonly ride dirt bikes.
by Doofusgoo September 20, 2017
Get the River Ratmug. by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd October 23, 2018
Get the river tingmug.