Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.

1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.

Richard Simmons by DelCast January 31, 2007

richard smith 

highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'

richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'

richard smith by mike April 6, 2005

richard and the twins 

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick

ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s

richard and the twins by octopus69911 January 26, 2006

Richard Brooker 

Richard Brooker is a man originally from England who moved to the United States in the early 80's. Needing a job, he answered an ad in Dramalogue magazine for the role of a large man in an un-named horror film (he is 6'3). He later discovered the role was that of psychopathic mama's boy/mass murderer Jason Voorhees, and the film was to be Friday the 13th: Part III. Since then, Brooker has starred in "Deathstalker", "Deep Sea Conspiracy", and was in an episode of "Trapper John, M.D.". Brooker now does mostly directing and TV production.

Richard Brooker was the first Jason to wear the hockey mask.

Richard Brooker by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010

Richard Farina 

a leader of the '60s counterculture folk-rock scene, he was friends with Bob Dylan. His wife, Mimi, was Joan Baez's sister, who was at that time dating Dylan. Richard died in 1966 in a motorcycle crash, which put a damper on his musical career. who knows how famous/influential he would have become otherwise...

A shocking number of influential musicians died in the '60s and '70s.

ex: Richard Farina

Richard Farina by SuperKabob37 August 28, 2010

Richard Avenue 

A street in Shippensburg that is known for crazy parties any day of the week, cops favorite place to catch people, free hot dogs, pong tables as lawn ornaments, tanning on roofs, toga parties.

Richard Avenue can be full of toga parties, hot dog stands, craziness, and drunks

Richard Avenue by tomboy0946 November 25, 2010

Richard Pooner 

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

Richard Pooner by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013