Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions

"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."

by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011

senior depression

When you realize, as a senior in high school, that you are leaving behind everyone and everything you loveand everything you know to enter a new and scary world you aren't prepared for

The graduating senior looked around at his friends and he suddenly got hit by senior depression.

by A4673C May 11, 2014

Tropical Depression

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.

As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.

by Dougadoo May 21, 2014

Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression

Yeet I have pseudo-depression

by An actual retard January 24, 2018

wyatt depression

the feeling you get when you see how far Wyatt Oleff has come and how he's growing so much. you may also feel this when you think about how you might not ever meet him. during Wyatt Depression you will cry and laugh at the same time, feel too soft, watch edits to make yourself feel better but it'll become worse. Basically a huge feeling of uwu

I got major Wyatt Depression while seeing pictures of him meeting his fans.

by stvzier July 21, 2018

Inbreeding depression

1.) The lowered overall fitness of a population due to reproduction between closely related individuals, thereby lowering heterozygosity in the population and allowing deleterious alleles to be expressed.

2.) The crushing guilt that follows fucking your sister.

Inbreeding depression is a serious risk in small populations.

by SimpHawk September 20, 2018

Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.

Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."

by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020