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Optical rectum Mengitis

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 22, 2021
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Political recluse

1: A politician who does not frequently interact with the people who live in the constituency they represent
2: A politician who does not frequently interact with other politicians in the level of government they work in
Senator Moninclair is a political recluse; for she rarely interacts with people from the area she was elected to serve.
by Vanguard 1998 March 24, 2021
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Brownus Reclusus

Any smallish spider identified by an amateur from a "what is this" photo on the internet.

Identification is accomplished based on two criteria:
1. It's brown (applies for any color beige through black, including off-shades of blue and possibly green)
2. They're "not sure, but" (always applies)

In all such cases the spider can be positively ID'd as the deadly browus reclusus.
OP: I just saw this little guy in my shoe/on a window/on my toothbrush/anywhere else people are. Does anyone know what it is? Should I be worried?

A: I'm not sure, but it looks like the deadly brownus reclusus to me. Don't bother getting another opinion, you're just going to have to burn down the neighborhood.
by Slaymeister November 19, 2021
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Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.
The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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The Recluse

A mysterious guy on the internet, masked, changed voice, you're lucky if you find him online... beware if you do, he isn't doo friendly.
"I met The Recluse today.. he's kind of scary.."
by The_Recluse October 1, 2021
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Oculus rectulus

It's when your eyesight and vision collide with your asshole and you have a real shity outlook on life
Your girlfriend leaves you your house burns down and instead of being positive yeah Oculus rectulus cuz you have to start all over
by GlitchKing68 May 4, 2022
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electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help
by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023
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