Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

Vladimir Putin

"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)

"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"

by Mike Rhodeicks, Chicago, IL February 9, 2021

Putin Variant

The latest deadly Covid-19 mutant, suspected to be from Moscow or Crimea, is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta and the Omicron variants—the Russian “variant of concern” that some scientists in WHO had unofficially christened the “Pi variant” has apparently bypassed most of the protection offered by Sputnik V.

Unverified reports claim that dozens of dead and injured Russian soldiers in Ukraine were already infected with the Putin variant while on their way to invading their neighbor a second time.

by MathPlus March 1, 2022

Putin

The 2nd birth of Hitler

Putin has murdered about 10,000,000 Ukrainians all over the world

by Zentheux April 21, 2022

Patio

A guy with a very loud, uncontrollable laughter from Houston that consumes more then enough alocohol in one night; enough to pass out on the patio of someone elses house.

When John passed out on the patio that one time at Toms party, he became Patio!!!

by Patio October 4, 2004

Vladimir Putin

My loyalty to Vladimir Putin shall not end until my death, I shall live and die in his honor. He is the sword in the darkness. The shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Vladimir Putin, for this day and all the days to come.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is our lord and savior.
Person 2: YES

by VladimirPutin's Right-hand-man February 22, 2021

Putin

A "creature" if you can even call it that that's worst than The Devil and Hitler combined.

Putin is going to a level of hell lower than even the devil could imagine and deserves to die.

by I eat poop 69 May 2, 2022