prostginity

Prawst-JIN-i-tee

Etymology: Blend of prostate and virginity. First attested when men realised their doctor's finger was a one-way ticket to a new kind of innocence lost.

1. a. The state of a man who has not yet sacrificed his rectal dignity by submitting to a prostate check conducted with a doctor’s lubricated finger. The retention of one's 'back-door innocence'.

1. b. By extension, the irrational, often comedic fear among men of having a physician or nurse put a glove on and perform the 'finger-up-the-bum' examination.

2. Humorous. A highly guarded or celebrated status among men who are actively avoiding the realities of aging and mandatory health screenings.

“My dad went in for his 50th birthday physical and lost his prostginity; he hasn't looked a doctor in the eye since.”

The sheer prostginity of the patient was so intense he claimed he had to immediately leave the office to retrieve his wallet, which was 'out in the car.'

“I'm pushing 60, but I still have a full head of hair and my prostginity intact. What a champion.”

by therealcrispy October 31, 2025

Prostate Magarae

A female popstar who is known to support Donald Trump. She is also one of the famous popstar who holds the title of "one hit wonder". She is a great example of a person who will be forgotten in the next three or more years

Example: Prostate Magarae fans are getting brave

by ladygagadump November 8, 2025

prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state

we did some prostate pretzeling last night

by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

Prostfreight

If someone with bowel problems takes a colossal shit on a moving plane, and their prostate falls out through the cheute and lands on the ground hundreds of feet below, the airline will assist the passenger by jumping out of the plane and venturing to find the lost prostate. Once found, they will ship it to the passenger's address for an additional fee of $8. This additional fee is called prostfreight.

person 1: "yo dude, did you get your prostate delivered back to you yet?"
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."

by freakby December 26, 2025

Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017

luke prost

The sexiest man alive

“Did you see Luke Prost today? He made me so wet!”

“Today I sniffed Luke prost’s dirty boxers and I creamed my jorts”

by Penis tucker July 5, 2019

Lingau Prost

lingau1.Persoana care face glume proaste

lingau2.Persoana care face pe prostul/proasta.

El:
* O gluma proasta
Cineva:
Hey, esti un lingau prost!
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El:

Imi plac adidasii tai!
Cineva:
Esti un lingau prost!
—
Tu: Hey, ce faci de revelion?
El: Inca nu stiu..
Tu: Ai gasit cabana?
El: Nu, am gasit mai multe dar inca nu am ales.

Tu: Esti un lingau prost!

by Calin.n December 1, 2021