Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 30, 2008

peanut

a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.

Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut

by codplayer June 29, 2011

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

peanut butter and gumballs

The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes

"peanut butter and gumballs, good combo"

by Badwick Tsuraide July 20, 2006

peanut

An affectionate name for a small child or baby

Hey, what're you doing to that peanut?

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

Peanut shit

A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it

I had one wicked peanut shit this morning

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Peanut Head

Somebody with an unusually shaped head, often with the first name Toby

Ryan: “Have you seen Toby’s head”
Jack: “Yeah, It is a Peanut Head”

by Smiths secret santa November 27, 2018