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Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.
"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"
by person on her bus May 30, 2017
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Big Ounce

A white street nigga who weighing over 300lbs
Ayo my nigga big ounce caping that shorty.
by Bari6969 October 12, 2020
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Big ounce

"Hey look big ounce is coming over to woop your ass"
by Biggy H November 27, 2020
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COMMANDER_OUNCE

Commander_ounce is one of out of two protectors of the creature(see defention)he was created on the planet FORT_KICKASS a very aggressive race.Known to attack other planets while aggressive FORT_KICKASS had been in a alliance of Mars,u ass bitch(see defination)
COMMANDER_OUNCE'S powers are the following
1.BADASS
2.KEEP MOM_FREAKE FROM DOING NO-ALIVE
3.INVINCIBLE EXCEPT FROM CLARMPTON

COMMANDER_OUNCE HAS LAST BEEN LOCATED IN WEST VERGINIA protecting crompton

Commander_ounce has fought in every single war but his faction is every war has veryed whether on cliftons anger problems
Did you see COMMANDER_OUNCE nuke the haps in ww2
by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020
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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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all-ouncer

Drinks all drinks in ounces.
Yesterday, I had found an all-ouncer at a bar.
by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021
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florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
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