offdesking

To pass something on to a coworker to do, in order to get it off of your desk. Similar to offshoring, except it happens inside your company.

"I'm offdesking this budget project to John, so we can hit the bars early."

by Kevin Estep August 17, 2006

Offented

When your tall mate calls you short cause you are.

Ruby: your short
Cerys: I’m offented

by Offented June 20, 2019

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021

offbeatbass

A pretty cool guy

Offbeatbass is pretty cool

by Offbeatbass April 7, 2022

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk December 1, 2007

cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 5, 2010

sexy offender

A sexy female sex offender who has sex with a boy under the age of consent. Some cases make people wonder if a consenting 13 year old boy can actually be raped by sexy woman.

Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).

Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.

I can't believe that sexy offender went to jail for having sex with a consenting 17 year old.

by GiveMeBackMySon March 20, 2014