Morals

Things that make weak people bend over and take it in the rear from society.

Fuck 'em.

Guy 1: Let's go steal shit.
Guy 2: Nooo, that's baaaad. We shouldn't. Think of the morals!!!

Guy 1 shoots Guy 2.

by apfunction January 12, 2010

Moraes

A stupid ugly cunt who gets to eat chocolate chip weetabix.

'hey you got weetabix with choc chips?'
'yea im a Moraes'

by _Mac_ July 13, 2020

Silver Moraine

A whiny little jewish kid who looks like a fat backstreet boy.

Yeah, I want to eat him all up and a stick of butter. -Bubba, from Louisiana State Penintenary

by Phry wit a PH February 17, 2003

jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 15, 2008

lucinda moran

a violent alcoholic. also laughs at anything slightly funny as a result to her alcohol addiction. she also loves to go to the bakery before school causing her to be consistently late to class

look at lucinda moran arriving at class ten minutes late, i bet she was to busy at the bakery buying all the pies

by ShazzaDoYouLoveMeChuckUsAVB November 21, 2018

mr. moran

Always says "Hey folks it's Mr. Moran here"

He is a super nerdy tech geek who is engaged to his Windows computer. He is the only true God and rules his kingdom of computers and useless southern accent.

"Hey folks it's Mr. Moran here"

by BobbyTheChez November 9, 2017

Moral holiday

It doesn't mean running riot, lying, cheating, stealing, & philandering (etc.) without compunction. It does mean relaxing, enjoying the moment, stringing enjoyable moments together when you can, "chilling." Taking a moral holiday means momentarily lightening up and taking it easy, not carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, not being hopelessly depressed by depressing realities.

"The universe is a system of which the individual members may relax their anxieties occasionally, in which the don’t-care mood is also right for men, and moral holidays in order... I fully believe in the legitimacy of taking moral holidays." William James

A walk in the park when you COULD be working and feeling bad is a moral holiday.

A covert, illicit affair with your neighbor's wife is not.

by Osopher July 22, 2009