Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
by meismandi March 22, 2011
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Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta
Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta
Modesto single-handedly destroyed the Persian army using a matchstick and an empty can of Dr. Pepper.
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by ewan yousef November 25, 2007
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by fruhling June 14, 2010
Get the molestable mug.when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears
Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.
Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it
Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!
Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it
Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!
Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
by nnjjred December 13, 2009
Get the Mental Molestation mug.The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.
A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.
The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.
Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.
The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.
Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...
Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...
David: ...gurgle...
Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...
David: ...gurgle...
by RIPYoda October 4, 2010
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1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
by longduckdong August 5, 2014
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