mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters

Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters

by Sparkysdofuckall June 20, 2018

Mocha Dick

When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.

Try a mocha dick; it’ll melt your dick.

by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

michankee

A unique, strong and unpredictable human. Adopts it's primary meaning from "Emmanuel - God with us".
A mixture of mich - a hot guy who is fun and also nerdy & ankee - known by Mohave indians.

hi, my name is michankee

by Michankee February 3, 2020

Loser Mechanic

A person you may "use" to benefit one's reputation.

Person 1:"I'm going to hang out with George, he get all the ladies."
Person 2: "I know, he is such a loser mechanic"

by Prof.X April 17, 2010

gta mechanic

Fucker who drove off with your car every time thats why we killed him -RIP

OMG the stupid gta mechanic just drove off with my car dude

by Astronaut50JL July 17, 2016

The Mechanic

A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.

Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"

Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."

Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."

Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"

by TrevmoTehGreat June 23, 2009

Mechanical engineer

One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.

A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.

by Patty M October 30, 2006