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Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.
by Snake February 1, 2006
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mobile game ads

where the player thinks 2+2=SHREK and some sexualized shite like "get noods ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต"
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mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge
nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man
by nooblet101 June 27, 2008
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Mobile Dutch Oven

Driving in the car with your friends and rolling up and locking all the windows, locking the doors and turning on the heater.
Why are you rolling up the windows Angie? "Mobile Dutch oven bitch!"
by Lil' Am 85 July 29, 2009
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mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.
Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.
by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011
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mobile gaming chair

John: Hey Adam, what type of gaming chair you got?
Adam: I got a mobile gaming chair. Don't judge me, it's literally just a toilet.
John: Damn, that's a good gaming chair.
by guy on urbandictionary November 8, 2021
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Mobile Ad Gamer

The lowest level of stupidity. So low, that they could be the player in mobile game ads that canโ€™t succeed that the simplest of tasks
Something ainโ€™t right about your friend, hey?
Ya. He tried 3,333 times and still canโ€™t figure out how to sort toys on a mobile game
Whoโ€™s Lamborghini?
Itโ€™s his. Developers pay him to play their games for their ads. Heโ€™s a pro mobile ad gamer
by SithFrosty March 9, 2021
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