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felony mobile 

A vehicle which, based on its body style, paint, and rims, may be, or may have been used in the commission of a felony.
"Wow! Look at that '87 Monte Carlo SS. With that rusty grey primer all over it, and the 24 inch rims that probably cost more than the car itself, it HAS to be a felony mobile."

"I'm pretty sure that the house on the corner is a drug house. They have felony mobiles driving in and out at all hours of the day. Imapalas, Caprices, Monte Carlos, what more evidence do you need?"
felony mobile by Mister_Chairman November 4, 2009
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chode mobile 

a car that looks like a chode or as gay as a chode and usually the driver is a chode.
robbin:hey batman there is a crime going on

batman:to the chode mobile
chode mobile by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 28, 2011

Aids Mobile

An Aids Mobile is a person who decides to walk into ones life and leave them crippled and sickly. Simply by entering a room, an Aids Mobile will bring in quantities of negative energy and instantly decrease the quality of ones day and overall mood.
Girl 1: "Oh god, who invited Amanda to this party?"
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."
Aids Mobile by reillywidwid March 22, 2019

Quief Mobile 

A car which has had all the work done to it and the owner thinks it sounds sexy when in reality it just sounds like a little quief. The owner is definitely compensating for having a tiny penis
Zacs M3 is a right quief mobile, whenever he drives past it sounds like my granny farted out of her flaps #MrDiddyDong

penis mobile 

Ride the penis mobile for true enjoyment!
penis mobile by dick December 30, 2003

cod mobile

the best mobile game, and no it’s not full of bots, it’s like that for ur first games newbies
cod mobile ranked is so hard!! i’m only in master rank!!
cod mobile by #4159 ri July 27, 2021

wanker mobile 

A regular car that has been modified in the attempt to make it look like a sports car. Often has windows darkened with black see through sticky back plastic, an exhaust you could put your head in and more often than not has a huge bass music system in it that requires a small powerstation to run.
Look at that chav in his clio wanker mobile
wanker mobile by Wonky December 14, 2008