Mall crush

Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.

Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!

by Mr. Bananagrabber October 20, 2005

mall security

rent-a-cop

fake pigs

by die May 18, 2003

mexican mallet

Nickname for a mexican's penis

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.

by tandortoots August 15, 2006

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

Mall Dope

Shitty weed you find at the mall. Its 9$ a gram but people are buying it.

Go ahead go down to the mall and get your shitty Mall Dope, let me spellt it out for ya, 12$ a gram firms!

by Ifkedursister January 8, 2020

Malle

The favorite German place for vacation and Absturz

“Hey men where do you want to go in summer break?” “To Malle of course” “nice we could listen there to Helene Fischer and have a kritischer Alkoholkonsum”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

Mulberry Mall

The derogatory of the Walmart located on the Mulberry/Lakeland Boundary Lines. A Place for rednecks and Hispanics to hang out and a place for the creepiest of the creeps to work at. Kentucky Waterfalls are in abundance down every aisle, and it is a place to count how many fat people are in the store. It is recommended that you carry mace as the night shift employees take over in the store and that every time you enter the store. As always, you work to leave it as fast as possible.

Chris: Want to go to the Mulberry Mall?
Ryan: Yeah sure!

* 10 minutes later *

Chris: Okay we are here!

Ryan: Dude! This is Walmart, I thought you said we were going to the Mulberry Mall? All I see is oversized rednecks and hispanics or people panicking to leave.

by ENN Jackass July 18, 2011