matchurbate

When you masturbate to your new tinder match.

Bro I got this dime on tinder yesterday, couldn't help but matchurbate.

by PCtheDon October 11, 2015

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Mattcew

A force to be reckoned with. Someone who will never give up. Don't ever doubt him, he will prove you wrong. Rambunctious, exuberant, kind, thoughtful with a touch of mischief and rowdiness.

Your man cheated on you so Mattcew s going to take out his knee caps for you!

by Matt5988 December 20, 2016

Matchsticks

An australian game, where you hit the fingers of other players in an attempt to eliminate your opponents hands.

"Hey Damien, want to play matchsticks?"

"Crickey mate, id be up for it!"

by Boomerang-Man February 21, 2017

Matchborough

A area which will never be as good as Birmingham, both full of chavs and illegal immigration gangs mostly from young 'roadmen' which makes it over populated , both places contain Big Davies Fish and Chippy which is £4.50 for 3 hot wings....rip off, if you get lost in Matchborough then good luck to you

Matchborough

by Hadoid April 11, 2017

matchbox memory

Random images ingrained in your memory for no apparent reason, that are too vague to analyze, or try to understand why? you remember them and not other random images from life.
Ex, suddenly being reminded of the sight of walking through a carnival from ten years ago, or a person from a dream who you never knew, that come back to you occasionally.
"Matchbox" memory, because they're so small and disposable (so flammable) but somehow they never disappeared; like a match lighting on fire in an instant, a matchbox memory just comes to you for no reason, but you know you've already thought about it sometime before.

You know those things you remember, that are like flashbacks but they don't mean anything? Those one-frame memories taking up space in your brain for no reason? That's a matchbox memory. Images from your life that don't mean anything but that you can't shake

by The Second Boz May 7, 2017

matchument

A small block of buildings like flats but not so residential more business related you can find them more in cities, like an apartment building with a business incorporated

Use in the same context and the word apartment building matchument

by The real wierdo August 30, 2017