Alvins Stage Manager

A clown. Managing alvin while he is on tour.

“Alvins Stage Manager is sooo lame these days”

by koookkkk December 13, 2022

White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender

Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

mini manager

A mini manager is an individual who has some semblance of power over their coworkers and uses it to make sure everyone does everything up to their standards.

Girl: "Ugh he keeps looking over at my screen and pointing out when i forget to use capital letters at the start of sentences!!"
Boy: "I know, he's such a mini manager!"

by HorseFear44 July 21, 2024

task manager

that app you open when another app forgets how to work

ah fuck, chrome froze, guess it's time to open task manager

by TechNerd22 November 30, 2021

angler-management issues

Describes what a short-fused game-warden possesses when dealing with fishermen.

As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.

by QuacksO August 9, 2025

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

Management shark

Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.

Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.

by The 99% April 27, 2017