Madden

A white boy who doesn’t trust anyone or rely on anything but himself. Is a rude and disrespectful person who thinks they have all the hoes. Spelled the same way as that dumb little football game you can find on consoles and junk

Madden is such a clown

by Pascokiddo‼️😘 October 20, 2019

John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

by Blarghff November 27, 2013

Iron Maiden

One of the greatest Metal bands ever. Has created masterpieces like "Hallowed Be Thy Name", " Rime Of The Ancient Mariner", "Alexander The Great" and "The Number Of The Beast". Underrated tracks are " Blood Brothers", "Children Of The Damned", "Sign Of The Cross" and "Empire Of The Clouds". While the second last album " The Final Frontier" wasn't that good (still great, but one of the worst Iron Maiden albums in my opinion), their new album "The Book Of Souls" was great, with masterpieces like "The Red and The Black", " Tears Of A Clown" and "Empire Of the Clouds", which is the longest song from Iron Maiden atm and propably one of the best. Iron Maiden unfortanetly has many ignorant fans that think that Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are the only good bands of all time and hate on everyone who disagrees. Still great band.

Smart Maiden-Fan: Hey, wanna go on a IM-concert, they are the best band ever in my opinion!
Smart Not-IM-Fan: No sorry, I don't really like Iron Maiden althought I respect them and think they're talented. I prefer other bands, but thank you for asking!
Stupid IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid you fucker i hate you how can you not like IRON MAIDEN they are the best you're stupid fuck you and your opinion, I'm a strong ignorant douchebag, I have to hate on your opinion althought you respect mine.
Stupid Not-IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid Iron Maiden is the worst band ever Slipknot is da god, Bruce sounds like a gay horse being raped by a sheep. I'm an ignorant douchebag and I have to hate you for having another opinion.
Smart IM-Fan&Smart not-IM-Fan: You guys are just ignorant douchebags, you're not worth listening to Iron Maiden.

by youcanreadmyname April 20, 2016

Karl Malden

A variation on the classic "mooning" prank, wherein the penis and scrotum are shoved out the back, creating a vague resemblance to large-nosed actor Karl Malden.

When the truck-driver refused to honk his horn for us, Mark gave him Karl Malden.

by Arnold Peterson August 3, 2004

maidenwurtzl

the dimples in the back leg area of extremely large people. Fairly obscure, used mainly in the upper Chesterville area

generichuman1: snosh, that's a mad kabob you've got....AAAAAGGGHHH look at the maidenwurtzl formation on Helga

generichuman2: that is interstellar insanity, we should pull out our mountainbikes and traverse that...

by shaihulud February 21, 2009

Maidened

Pronunciation: Made-End

Verb

1. When you go to a concert for a well known band, mostly famous for their old songs, and they play nothing but new songs.

It took two hours to drive to the concert and another hour to stand in line to get in, only to get maidened.

by 4 count... no Fear of the Dark July 2, 2010

madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason

john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush

by thepetikman May 18, 2014