poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

treat em mean keep em keen

Girls gets bored when guys are too nice.

You have to treat them mean to keep them keen!
That's why bad boys always gets the girl.

Guy: "Hey dude i really like that girl"
Dude: "Well then you have to treat em mean keep em keen"

by ThatGirlWhoNeverGetsBored June 18, 2017

keenoid

Someone who's way over the top keen. They're normally so into whatever they're doing they can't see how ridiculous they look.

Going for a short walk on an easy track and someone turns up with full survival kit, walking sticks and GPS. "Man that dude's a keenoid"

by tamabear July 2, 2008

spiffy keen

Like spiffy but more fun to say.

That show is spiffy keen.

This dog is spiffy keen.

by Z October 3, 2004

Keenan

1: Retard
2: Stupidest person ever
3: K'Nan or K'Naynay

K'Naynay (Keenan) is the stupiest, most retarded person ever.

by XFNTFAAOVI January 16, 2010

keen

A fictional organ.
Birthed in the name of Teh lulz
Based on non-fictional organs, the spleen and kidney.

"OW! you punched me in the keen"
Doctor:"due to complications during your surgery we needed to remove 1/4 of your keen, they are in a jar over there"

by postman42 January 10, 2011

Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010